I think our roommate has a boner...
Dick doesn't stand a chance
Yes sir, i love cock!
How far up is too far?
Theory needs practice
All you need to know is in the eyes
Tuned to please and only that
You make my temperature rise
Spit remains the best lube
Armed with a lot of will
Add some cheese and a good wine
Strictly business, with pleasure
A rent agreement in mind