I think our roommate has a boner...
You make my temperature rise
Theory needs practice
Dick doesn't stand a chance
A rent agreement in mind
Yes sir, i love cock!
Strictly business, with pleasure
How far up is too far?
Spit remains the best lube
Tuned to please and only that
All you need to know is in the eyes
Armed with a lot of will
Add some cheese and a good wine