It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
Czech me out eating this cock
Pretty, but extremely dirty
You are not one of the guys...
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She's in hypersexual drive
She takes heavy duty usage